so the cops stormed into my house at two this morning
so the cops stormed into my house at two this morning
“You’ve become a mystery to me, I’d never expect these things from someone I just met. Pretty fucking cool.”
Yo dude, haven’t you lurked my FaceBook profile pictures? I’m a fountain of entertainment.
I suddenly feel like a character from a novel, is this real life
are you a real person
YOU’RE amazing holy shit
I want to be as cool as you think I am
(Source: babyshitter, via colourschasethesun)
(Source: circuswagon, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)
(Source: mrjakeparker)
waiting to get to coachella
(Source: gyagu, via pocketxmonster)
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
(via helainetieu)
(Source: , via loveslut)
Happy Easter, I made y’all some gifs!
(from this video)
Holy fuck finally got ikes ! #williebrown #ikes #fatandhappy 😊❤ (Taken with instagram)
is it creepy that I was lurking and recognized my own handwriting and then proceeded to make it public that I was lurking…
my name iz zo and I search ikes tags, what has my life come to
i’m going to be at 16th street in literally 6 hrs.
(via opiumwasteland)
my cousin told me I’ve always been mean and sarcastic to him since the day we met
so I’ve been sarcastic since I was nine years old.
I’m pretty sure I learned what sarcasm was that year; from the cartoon series, Arthur.
I’m gonna go drink some sake and clean my room (y)


